What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I don't like

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like religions.

I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Bible.. Hm.?

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Innocent before proven guilty

But this is not

You shall not bear false witness.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Maybe leave out

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Lose lips shimk ships.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Deuteronomy 17

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?